Barbara Feldon: 99′s ambiguous femmefatalety

barbara feldon agent 99 get smart TV Guide covers femme fatale fetishBarbara Feldon is not the most likely of characters to appear on our updates blog; indeed, she didn’t even appear in the original pages of WomWam.

Starring as Agent 99 in the American television series Get Smart, she was less a clear femmedominant than a transitional character, and one in which television — with its broader, and largely under-18, audience — if anything played catchup with the cinema.

A helpful facilitator, and then some, to Max Smart’s bunglingly successful Agent 86, Feldon’s 99 was more or less equiposed between a classic girl Friday, the helpful second fiddle femunderling secretary with just a little something extra, and a femme-ruler more capable than her nominal “boss,” a role Anne Hathaway enjoyed in the 21st Century movie version.

(Considering the TV show took place in the 1960s, we may, of course, fully credit Mel Brooks and Buck Henry, the series creators, with developing 99 as far as they did… foreshadowing Hathaway’s futher extension of this femmetasm in the theatres. And, indeed, nearly everything achieved by Mary Tyler Moore did in an even more popular show in the 1970s, Feldon did almost a decade earlier in Get Smart.)

In the series, Feldon was usually cheeky, but almost never dominant, or even commanding. She most often used her omnicompetent abilities, and her feminine charms, to save Max after or before the fact, from the results of whatever his latest bungle was.

In “Washington 4, Indians 3,” she arrives in a black leather cowboy outfit to rescue 86 from an arranged marriage to the chief’s daughter. In “Now you see him, Now you don’t,” she suggests Max use a fireplace super-vacuum to immobilize a KAOS malefactor.

In other episodes, Feldon can be seen saving Max by pushing him out of the way of a sniper’s bullet and an assassin’s knife; preventing him from drinking poison; pulling hm out of quicksand; un-freezing both Max and the Chief from a Medusa-filia state of petrification; and carrying out other femme-fili-acts of salvation for Max and othe other males.

She achieves no kills that we can find (if you know of any, please pop editrix an email), and, indeed, given the nature of television comdey at the time, there were few deaths of any kind on the series, femme-fatale-induced or otherwise.

Barbara Feldon Get Smart Agent 99 femme fataleEven these tongue-in-cheek woman-saves-man happenings, of course, were qualified by the fact that 99 was always presented as a somewhat jealous femme, out to guard “her man” out of a desire to serve him, more than use him.

On the other hand, even this matriarchal-sisterly strain of femmetasm involved a subtle role reversal, and one audiences found sexy (especially males.) In classic patriarchal society, man protects woman. Here, the woman, 99, having aroused the enemy, the audience, and Max and the other Control Agents, has to protect the men.

“He,” in his state of hypno-worship, just isn’t capable of “performing.”

Futhermore, as the series developed, 99′s character become more and more saucy, and even more essential to Max and even the Chief. She frequently played the kind of role Batgirl did in the more camp Batman TV series and the Alicia Silverstone movie role.

Feldon never developed an evil alterego along the lines created for femme-fatale-wannabes in I Dream of Jeannie and Bewitched. But her main character developed into a sine que non to Control’s save-the-world missions.

At least once or twice an episode, 99 looks at the camera, usually after having saved Max. She and the audience both share a moment of mutual awareness that it’s the woman who has made the world safe for a future femocracy run by Emma Peel, Barbara Gordon, or the Girl from Uncle.

Indeed, in series promotion, as opposed to the series itself, Feldon stepped out a little father into her role as “the capable one” in the 86-99 pair, as the TV Guide covers nearby suggest. Brooks knew perfectly well the power of the femme fatale, especially the good girl with more than a hint of femdom, a femmetasm he invoked well in such movies as Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, and High Anxiety.

All of which gives Feldon a deserving place in the pages of WomWam. For more images, videos, and discussion and updates, make sure to join the WOmWAm group, here. All you need to do is click, Max.

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Elke Sommer – truly, “Deadlier than…”

Hello again, Shmoes. I’m on the run, getting my nails done before heading out on a date with a fellow who claims to work for a major studio (but is noticeably not listed in my SAG executives guide, hmmmm.)

But as the importunate emails pile up, I can see you’re all ready to swallow arsenic to get a little Elke Sommer fix…

So, we’re going to give you a few nice links to this lethal femmetasm, just to tide you over.

If anyone’s fervent about her, pop me an email, and you can be honored with the privilege of helping me get our Elke Sommer section fully loaded — and of course, ready to fire, like that exploding cigar in the opening moments of the aptly titled Deadlier than the Male.

So anyway, in addition to the Elke Sommer video embed above — which, as always, will be backed up in preparation for the inevitable day when YouTube decides it’s no longer tasteful, i.e., they’re not getting enough ad revenues out of ignoring the IP violation they’re facilitating — here’s more stuff for you Elkeholics:

1. Elke Sommer — official home page. Check out her original paintings while you’re there. Enough said.

2. Cineme Steve’s 2010 “Elke Sommer Day” tribute. He’s also got more Elke Sommer items, but (cc: Steve Miller) it’s hard to find a category link or search engine at this site, so we’re linking to this one.

Steve wrote a tone of reviews for Rotten Tomatoes, and now has his own blog, where he has the ingratiating candor to write that his “review” is “mostly an excuse to post more pictures of Elke Sommer.”

3. The Elke Sommer Fan Group at Yahoo. Small, and nascent, but seemingly sincere.

We’re always looking for helpers willing to help me in my struggle as the internet’s Chicken Little — if 100 suggestions were convertible into 1 hour of actual work, every WomWam classic page would already be back on line.

Meantime, I’m off to the salon. If you have any suggestions for how I should deal with “studio executive” boytoy if he turns out to be a phony, don’t post, email. I can’t decide between pushing him off the curb in front of a bus, or exposing him in front of the restaurant for public amusement.

The Editrix

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Tina Louise – femmetasm overview

ginger grant tina louise gilligan's island( To participate in building and improving the Tina Louise WomWam pages and archives, please join the WomWam Yahoo Group or our new Tina Louise Fan Group. )

If she never did anything but “Ginger” she’d achieve WOmWAm IconGoddess status, so it’s all the more awe-inspiring how actively sexy she was in pinups and roles prior to Gilligan’s Island…

Post-Ginger wasn’t that shabby either, but what will forever enshrine the Teasa Louisa is her over-the-top, hyper-surreal-seductive incarnation as the Island Seductress…

But it’s as Ginger Grant, a classic seductress and self-aware femme fatale, that Ms. Louise gained her greatest notoriety — and probably sent thousands of males now aged 20-80 to bed at night with GES, or Gilligan Envy Syndrome.


As Grant, Louise is Sexual-Knowingness dominating his sexual naiveté, the Whore Mom initiating the Innocent Child, possessing at times magical, hypnotic-erotic powers, a Sorceress-Seductress…

With the show perpetually in reruns, it’s astonishing to think how many boys grew up infatuated with Ginger… And with Gilligan being quite boy-like, it’s a safe bet many pre-pubescents may have had their first sexual stirrings while watching The World’s Greatest Teaser work over the infantile Gilligan…

Contributing Editor Timmy Baker
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